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As u can see u cnt find the tagboard here it's only bcoz it has been "promoted" to another site of mine.. for another information abt dis site of mine, check out my frenster profile..aniways this game corber is for those who basically have nth better to do and lyk to tag....so..knock urself out ppl.... all u gotta do is to Click on "Start" first, and wait until the background color changes. As soon as it changes, hit "stop!"

aite ? so do wat chu gotta do... suckas~

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<1>What's the difference between a rooster and ahooker?
One says cock a doodle do and the other says any cock will do.

<2>Why do men like mosquitos better than blondes?
Because mosquitos keep on sucking!!!

<3>There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, 'It has a long neck.' One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra.

Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. 'This animal has stripes.' "Zebra!" one kid answered. So she put up another one, that of a deer.
The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them 'what does your mother call your father?'
Suddenly one child got up and answered 'HORNY BASTARD!'

<4> You're so stupid~You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”

You're so stupid that you climbed overa glass wall to see what was on the otherside.

You are so stupid that you got run overby a parked car.

You're so stupid that you looked in a bowl of cheerios and said...''O LOOK, DONUT SEEDS!'''

You're so stupid, you stuck a battery up your butt and said, “I got the power.”

You're so stupid, you looked in the mirror and said, “Who's that?”

You're so stupid, you got caught drunk-driving at the bumper cars

<5> Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

<6>"Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son."

<7>Datz not the toilet dumbassA drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.

The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

The bartender opens the door and looks in.
You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!

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